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My trombone has played out of tune ever since I backed over it in the driveway. I squashed it flat.

Q: Why did the gambler cross the road? A: To get to the other dice.

What soothes in summer, In winter stings, In the deep lays silent, In doorways sings? What snuffs out a fire But raises a flame Brings sailors delight But archers shame?

I am now the number one reference returned by Google for an image search on “subconjunctival hematoma“. Go me! Warning: The link above is not for the squeamish. I’m not kidding.

I propose the formation of a National Mint for the production of a new kind of currency: the Cassandra Coin. Don’t misunderstand: this is not a new kind of dollar. In fact, the Cassandra Coin has no monetary value. Its value lies in its ability to grant power to individuals who know what’s best but [...]

My son’s new autobiography, Around 8 Times, is now available through lulu.com. Previewers report the following emotions during and after reading it: Delight Amazement Amusement Bemusement Disturbance Denial Acceptance Bottom line: this book will make you laugh. All proceeds go to Liam himself. He plans to use them to buy a Wii.