At this pivotal time in our nation's history it seems prudent to offer up fervent prayers to our god. Please join with me.

Our Stock Market, which art on Wall Street,
Hallowed be Thy Name.
Thy tickers tick,
Thy whims be met,
In Washington as they are in New York.

Give us this day our dividends,
And lead us not into inflation.

Relenteth Thee now from Thy great wrath
As we offer up to Thee our children
And our children's children
That they may sate Thine insatiable hunger

For we know that Thou art a jealous god,
Visiting the debts of the fathers upon the sons
Even to the third or fourth generation.

We entreat Thee therefore:
Accept this our offering,
That the trespasses of the rich may be forgiven.
And deliver us from economic depression,
For Thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory
Forever and ever.
Amen.

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